Magical House For Sale

Hello, I'm a real estate agent for magical homes. I found a quaint magical little cottage in the woods, and I was wondering if you were interested in putting in an offer on it. This house is a two bedroom/one and 1/2 bath. It has a spacious kitchen that  has magical little elves that cook for you. The bathrooms have robot maids to clean it for you. But, be warned, hidden deep in the mysterious woods is a very dangerous creature.  

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